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Recent reviews

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  Alien 1979

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  I think this movie invented epilepsy

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  10 Things I Hate About You 1999

  ★★★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2024

  What the fuck is up with all these movie proms dude like yeah I’d be pissed too if I didn’t make it to this literal concert in an actual opera house. Like dude what

Popular reviews

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  Aliens in the Attic 2009

  ★★★★★ Watched 29 Apr 2022

  So this is my first review. Wow. Never knew I’d be saying that. I am completely and utterly speechless and do not even know where to go. What can I say about this movie that hasn’t already been said? I was blown away by the visuals and the fact they actually got the Zirkons to be in this film to begin with. 

  Coming away, I can say that I am definitely a changed man and will carry myself differently, but…

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  The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 02 May 2022 1

  I want someone to look at me the way nick cage looks at nick cage

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