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The Seventh Curse 1986
Indiana Jones, but if it was directed by Hirohiko Araki. It makes The Thing look like Barney. I watched an extra get hit by a flying car and I could tell it broke every bone in his body. The protagonist is so ambivalent towards everything. Even when his blood curse makes his blood literally burst from his body. Not even an ironic watch. Just watch it. Truly a spectacle.
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Buffalo '66 1998
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Like a game where you're a prick the whole playthrough, but you somehow get the good ending because you aced all the luck rng rolls.
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Fight Club 1999
It's not a bad movie by any means, but I gotta tax it for being the go-to first date ruiner of every psuedointellectual frat boy since the beginning of time. Fuck you.
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