Digital archivist and video game preservationist with a love of trashy psychotronic cinema and animation.
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Love Story 2050 2008
It took me about four days to watch my way through this amazingly bad movie. And I loved every second of it.
I'm convinced the protagonist isn't a person so much as a paper maché doll made entirely out of red flags.
The movie starts out by letting us know that he is a nepo baby, who will throw a temper tantrum because his father has the absolute gall to be in a business meeting when he came by to…
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The Brothers Lionheart 1977
If The Lord of the Rings had been made on a low budget in Sweden in 1977 and had promoted suicide...
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How to Make a Monster 2001
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
First a warning: This movie is bad. You should definitely expect it to be bad.
That being said, How to Make a Monster is an incredibly entertaining piece of indie cinema. The plot is ridiculous: A game studio has failed to make a game scary enough to frighten kids, so they have to call in the most bad-ass mercenary programmers they can find, which turns out to be a LARPing viking on 'roids, a dorky creep, a badass black chessmaster,…Translated from by
