Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Brokeback Mountain 2005

  ★★★★ Watched 28 May 2024

  bareback anal sex with no douching and a stomach full of baked beans should earn you the presidential medal of freedom

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  Crash 1996

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Jul 2024 1

  this film has everything…. the voice of mrs incredible in an Anton Chigurh bob… a cigarette pocket in a leg brace… and a fujoshi moment so powerful it would make a caged bird start singing

Recent reviews

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  The Wild Robot 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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  Shrek 2 2004

  ★★★★ Rewatched 11 Mar 2025

  one of the best children’s movie screenplays of all time

Popular reviews

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  The Zone of Interest 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Jan 2025

  incredibly upsetting. guys, new litmus test: if you watch this with someone and they don’t feel nauseous at some point, do NOT date that person.

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★ Watched 16 Sep 2023

  This movie tried to do so much that it ended up doing nothing. They tried to make a good kids movie that could also reasonably appeal to adults but weren’t good at either. All the patriarchy themes would fly waaayyy over children’s heads; meanwhile the feminism is way too surface-level for adults. I could get the same girl power message in an episode of Totally Spies. Which would be fine if their intention was just keeping it a light, campy…