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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  S-tier horror-comedy, this movie's absolutely bonkers and hysterical

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  Crank: High Voltage 2009

  ★★★½ Watched 01 Feb 2025

  This movie's completely insane, there were scenes that had me going "Am I actually seeing this right now?" It's like someone made an action movie catered directly to my demented sense of humor

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  Jaws 1975

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Sep 2024

  A valid contender for one of the best movies ever made; the characters, the dialogue, the tension, the humor, it's all absolutely perfect and makes for an endlessly rewatchable monster flick

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Aug 2024

  Gross, creepy, well acted, and a love letter to the entire Alien film series, they absolutely nailed it with this one. Easily the third best Alien movie behind the original two.

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