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  • Mysterious Skin
  • Blue Velvet
  • Enemy of the State
  • A.I. Artificial Intelligence

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  • Alice, Sweet Alice

    ★★★★

  • Saw X

    ★★★★

  • Spiral: From the Book of Saw

    ★★★

  • Jigsaw

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  • Terrifier 3

    Terrifier 3

    ★★★★

    Had to pause while watching multiple times and start pacing around the room because of how much this made me feel miserable, hopeless, and also just plain angry (Alexa Blair’s character is so unbelievably detestable. Criminally underrated performance!) Which only made Sienna’s overwhelming strength and bravery that much more powerful for me. Leone’s love for her is so palpable.

    A few notes: 

    The shot of Jonathan hugging his pillow eviscerated my heart.

    As miserable as this movie can be, Art’s…

  • Terrifier 2

    Terrifier 2

    ★★★★★

    Understands the immense weight of its violence so thoroughly and painfully. A genuine work of cinematic empathy. Sienna is my queen. Lauren deserves all the roles in all the movies! Film of the decade thus far!

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  • Spiral: From the Book of Saw

    Spiral: From the Book of Saw

    ★★★

    Lots of pigs die in this film.

  • Legend

    Legend

    ★★★★★

    Need pre-scientology, fucked up teeth, twink era Cruise more than I need air. And he’s not even the prettiest thing in this film!

    Watched the theatrical. And while I’m certainly intrigued by the director’s cut I just can’t imagine this having a score composed by anyone other than Tangerine Dream.

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  • Nowhere

    Nowhere

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • American Beauty

    American Beauty

    ½

    OMG what if the abusive homophobic dad….. was gay. Do you get it? Suburbs amirite. Life fucking sucks sometimes. You fucking moron. Let me spell out literally all the fucking symbolism to you.

    Not only the worst “film” I’ve ever seen, but hands down one of the worst films ever made. If not THE worst. A screenplay so self-satisfied, so vapid, so disrespectful to to its audience its fucking astounding. A vile, misogynistic, shitstain. An incels wet dream. The plastic…