Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Baby Invasion 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  What does this look like at home? I saw it as an Experience™️ at knockdown center. Burial is sick.

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  Spring Breakers 2012

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 19 Mar 2025

  IMAX for what 😂

Popular reviews

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  Windy City Heat 2003

  ★★★★ Rewatched 01 Jan 2014 6

  If you think for a second this is NOT REAL, listen up assholes. After I saw this movie, I messaged Perry on Myspace (lol) and was like "I'm a journalist can I interview you for a paper?" Yes I was this vague, and of course he was like "Yes, here is my number." For nearly three years my friends and I pranked Perry. It was amazing. And he acts exactly like he does in this movie. So if you think this isn't legit you need to stfu because I have experienced Perry countless times (hehe)

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  I Believe in Unicorns 2014

  ★ Watched 27 Jun 2018 1

  With zero indication that her life is THAT bad, this bitch abandons her disabled mother for an “anywhere but here” adventure with her trash, definitely-graduated-from-high-school-already boyfriend. There's literally never a question of how her mother is managing without her.

  There are legit two separate scenes of her emerging dramatically from underwater in a bathtub. And then one implied scene of it, too. This shit contains every whimsical, coming of age stereotype under the sun, I’m shocked she didn’t lean out the car window and bask in the sunlight/wave her hand in the wind at some point. 

  Fuck this movie.