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Pinned reviews

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  Paddington in Peru 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Feb 2025

  “Flanderization is the best word I can use to describe Paddington in Peru. It plays much more with the slapstick humor of the franchise’s history, but it plays with it too much. The wackiness is turned up to 11.”

  Read the full review for Slug Magazine HERE

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★ Watched 30 Dec 2024

  It’s sad to see that Robert Eggers has devolved into the modern horror tropes that plagues coping macabre fans.

  Where The Lighthouse effortlessly builds tension with its brilliant visual-storytelling as it weaves an incoherent surrealist horror-comedy that builds to a goopy, visceral ending, Nosferatu finds its horror in a droning soundtrack that suddenly starts and stops to accentuate its scary moments—the jump scares. My God, the jump scares! What the fuck? Why? Why did he do that? Was he actually…

Recent reviews

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  Zelig 1983

  ★★★½ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  “I'm 12 years old. I run into a Synagogue. I ask the Rabbi the meaning of life. He tells me the meaning of life... But, he tells it to me in Hebrew. I don't understand Hebrew. Then he wants to charge me six hundred dollars for Hebrew lessons.”

  The thing I love about Woody’s movies is that he sneaks interesting life philosophy into little lines of humor, and I find it unbelievably impressive.

  That said, he does do blackface in this film, which is troublesome.

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  Milk 2008

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Feb 2025

  “Whatever! I don't even know who you are, you just showed up out of nowhere, Latino man.”

  There is no better culture than counter culture.

Popular reviews

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  Monster High: Boo York, Boo York 2015

  ½ Watched 23 Dec 2020

  My brothers and I had a surprisingly long conversation about the Holocaust during this.

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ½ Watched 26 Jan 2025

  “When it won for Best Picture, Musical or Comedy at the 2025 Golden Globes ceremony, Luca Guadagnino, whose film Challengers was also in contention, walked out of the room.“

  Is there a reason Challengers didn’t get nominated for ONE FUCKING AWARD?

  “The Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) called the film a "profoundly retrograde portrayal of a trans woman" that "recycles the trans stereotypes, tropes, and clichés of the not-so-distant past." The Latino community, especially Mexicans, also expressed their discontent…