Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The General 1926

  Watched 18 Sep 2023

  The intricacies of the set-pieces and the comedic timing on display here was to such a high-level that I’m gonna turn a blind eye to the Buster Keaton spreading the Conferates’ media pr. 
  Genuinely felt like Uncharteds’ Nathan Drake and Mission Impossibles’ Ethan Hunt stole Johnny Grays whole flow; word for word, bar for bar!

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  12 Angry Men 1957

  Watched 15 Jul 2023

  Movies that take place in one location and advance their plot entirely through dialogue >

Popular reviews

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  Basic Instinct 1992

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Oct 2020

  When will abusive assholes and (rapists?) named Nick learn to stop sticking their dick in beautiful blonde women who are the personification of crazy (hot) will rarely have a favourable outCUM. Basically a soft core porno but with good acting and plot. Definitely will use this movie as inspiration when I direct avant-garde, new-wave, erotic hardcore pornography that aims to not only arouse the body but also stimulate the mind. Yes ladies and gentlemen, adult films can have the best of both worlds. This movie proves porn can be a legitimate art form

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  Malcolm X 1992

  ★★★★½ Watched 04 Sep 2020

  I knew this movie was going to be elite after the opening scene. I actively avoid watching Biographical movies because I’m not particularly interested enough in anyone in history to watch a 2+ Hour movie about their life. However this movie is a welcome exception. The ending was powerful and a perfect way to close off this masterpiece. The highest praise I can give this movie is that it is 3+ hours and I never felt myself waiting for it…