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  Chupa 2023

  ★ Watched 11 Feb 2025

  Who the fuck let Alfonso Cuaron's kid make movies?? This is why we have to stop the nepo babies. Chris Columbus and Mark Radcliffe producing couldn't even save this, and I feel gross that Demian Bichir had to act in this. Worse ET.

  "Hey, Chris, remember how you produced my fantastic movie? Will you produce my kid's as a favor, he's special needs..."

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  Pride and Prejudice 1995

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Jan 2025

  watched for the “plot”. best scenes were the ones with him in them. female gaze.

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  The Garfield Movie 2024

  ½ Watched 28 May 2024 1

  (DNF) had to walk out of theatre so we wouldn't throw up!! certified lasagna boy certified pizzaphile. WOPWOPWOPWOPWOP garf fuck em up

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  Bottoms 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 29 Sep 2023 1

  fun fact this is like the first lesbian kiss I've seen in a movie theater I'm pretty sure so that's cool

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