everything I write is absolute.
yet everything I think is none.
Listen. This movie is so bad that it deserves a 3 instead of 0. Reeves acting is absolutely atrocious. This angsty dramatic mfer can’t go punching a wall without hearing some bad news. I’ll never forget when he’s calling his love interest after a misunderstanding, and in the most bland fake mundane voice ever he says “God! I just can’t say what I really mean ugh!” This isn’t an action movie. It’s a comedy.