Favorite films

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Aug 2024

  Alien Romulus cast would you rather:
  A. fight 20 true to size facehuggers, only one can get in your gob and it’s over instantly if it does?
  B. fight one giant ball of fan service ramming itself down your throat continuously over 2 hours?

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  Evil Dead II 1987

  ★★★★★ Watched 31 Jul 2024

  “He’s probably dreaming about other girls”
  The dreams:

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  The Abyss 1989

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Aug 2024

  Insanely impressive and convincing practical effects for a movie of its time, feels like 4 movies in one and has quite a wacky charm to the final act considering how horrifying the first two acts are

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  Hellraiser 1987

  ★★★½ Watched 06 Dec 2023

  There’s just no way my man’s dick was THAT fine

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