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Recent reviews

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  Trap 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Aug 2024 1

  “this won’t delay it i’m afraid. i’ll eat this in 5 bites” i spit diet coke out of my mouth

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  Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom 2023

  ★ Watched 22 Dec 2023

  there’s a line where aquaman calls his evil brother “Loki” and also says “go back to Azkaban” in the same sentence

Popular reviews

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  Maestro 2023

  ★★★ Watched 19 Sep 2023

  could’ve done with more cigarettes

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  John Wick: Chapter 4 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Mar 2023

  if there isn’t a stair scene in every single action movie going forward, we have learned nothing.

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