Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Hundreds of Beavers 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  A movie that answers the question what if Chuck Jones and Buster Keaton had a kid that really fuckin hated beavers

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  Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City 2021

  ★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Too much plot, too much ropey CGI, not enough practical gore and would it have killed them to explode one thing for real??
  Otherwise a lot of campy fun!

Popular reviews

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  Mothers' Instinct 2024

  ★ Watched 17 May 2024

  A second mother has hit serving cunt towers

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  Wild Wild West 1999

  ★★★★ Watched 23 May 2023 3

  It’s inventive, it’s fast paced, it’s got fantastic design and costumes and a fuckin 80 ft spider robot with Kenneth Branagh inside it chewing the scenery so hard he’ll be pulling plaster out of his teeth for weeks!

  It’s also often far less clever than it thinks it is and has some wildly problematic and tone deaf moments.

  It’s not gonna win any awards for subtlety, class, drama, or even comedy writing, but it is stupid, over the top, and…