Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 11 Jan 2025

  Came for the Count Or-Cock, stayed for the fact that it was real good. Left me tense in the empty bathroom after!

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  The Ambulance 1990

  ★★★ Watched 03 Jan 2025

  Truly the Madame Web of its day in that it both heavily and half-heartedly features Marvel, is mostly about an ambulance, and the characters act like literally no human ever.

Popular reviews

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  Twisters 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Aug 2024

  A fun summer movie! Super Crichton-y in the best way!

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  Bratz 2007

  ★★★★½ Added

  Why does the flash drive beep when it is "plugged into" the cell phone? Maybe the greatest question in cinema.