David Mariotte

David Mariotte

Comic writer/editor watching movies for dum-dums and hot people.

Favorite films

  • Gone Girl
  • The Final Girls
  • 10 Things I Hate About You
  • The Transformers: The Movie

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  • Nosferatu

    ★★★★★

  • The Ambulance

    ★★★

  • Twisters

    ★★★★

  • Bratz

    ★★★★½

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★★

    Came for the Count Or-Cock, stayed for the fact that it was real good. Left me tense in the empty bathroom after!

  • The Ambulance

    The Ambulance

    ★★★

    Truly the Madame Web of its day in that it both heavily and half-heartedly features Marvel, is mostly about an ambulance, and the characters act like literally no human ever.

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  • Twisters

    Twisters

    ★★★★

    A fun summer movie! Super Crichton-y in the best way!

  • Bratz

    Bratz

    ★★★★½

    Why does the flash drive beep when it is "plugged into" the cell phone? Maybe the greatest question in cinema.