Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Bling Ring 2013

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 21 Aug 2024 1

  I typically roll my eyes when I see a review on a widely disliked film saying “when will everyone be as smart as me and realize how good this is” but like… no seriously when will everyone else get on my level and realize what a masterpiece The Bling Ring is!!! Genuinely one of my favorite films about wealth and class. Don’t be surprised if in like 10 years I get a PhD in film studies and my dissertation is…

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  Love Lies Bleeding 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2024

  What a treat for dykes who love David Cronenberg and the 1996 feature film Bound (AKA me)

Recent reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 02 Mar 2025 1

  Even though Conclave didn’t crack my top 10 of 2024, it’s still my choice for Best Picture. It is BY FAR the cuntiest movie of the year (positive). 

  Adapted screenplay is a huge win, but I think it earned best score too and arguably best editing. No nomination for cinematography was just silly. Costume and production design going to Wicked makes sense, but I’m glad to see Conclave nominated there too. 

  Idk I’m still a bit flabbergasted this didn’t win…

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  One Direction: Where We Are - The Concert Film 2014

  ★★★★★ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  Had a 50 mg THC drink with my friend while we watched this and I told them “we are literally the definition of queening out” 

  This is the tour I went to so I suppose I’ve “seen” it but I just wanna take a second to appreciate the blu-ray menu. So cute!!!!!!!!!!!!! My little divas

  Also ………… Louis is so transition goals omg

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Sep 2024 1

  Y’all I love horror so much I could cry- ESPECIALLY when women make it!!!

  The body horror is off the charts AND the whole movie is gorgeously shot. That’s a 5-star third act if I’ve ever seen one and it includes one of my favorite shots in film… ever?

  I kind of want to compare The Substance to The Fly and All About Eve, but I want to emphasize that The Substance is one of the most original movies I’ve…

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  Strange Darling 2023

  ½ Watched 26 Aug 2024 1

  Divas… it’s a no from me. This is literally only the 2nd half star rating I’ve EVER given on this app. 

  I’m trying to be spoiler free, so my complaints may seem superficial or like they’re not a huge deal, but I want to try to give a fair warning because I heard nothing but positive reviews going in. 

  Strange Darling was clearly made by a Tarantino fanboy*, which doesn’t have to be a bad thing- but my patience ran…