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Favorite films

  • Blade Runner
  • Fallen Angels
  • [REC]
  • Barry Lyndon

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  • Ne Zha

    ★★★

  • Ambulance

    ★★★★½

  • The Girl Next Door

    ★½

  • The Gorge

    ★★

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  • Blade Runner

    Blade Runner

    ★★★★★

    “Quite an experience to live in fear isn’t it? That’s what it is to be a slave.”

    Philip K. Dick’s insanity is brought to life through the wildly vast and polarizing eyes of the one and only Ridley Scott—a visual feast of aesthetic perfection with technical finesse marking every step we take on this poetically enthralling neo-noir masterpiece. Every scene, every line of dialogue, and every character practically drips with artistic expression. It’s a journey through cataclysmic future times that…

  • Barry Lyndon

    Barry Lyndon

    ★★★★★

    "The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away.” - Job 1:21

    One of those films so profound that you really need to sit there and just stare for a while. A film that reaches a level of mastery hitherto undreamt of. From scale to production design to performances to the narrative—a cohesive, flawless, undeniable masterpiece. A film that connected me to its narrative so innately that I felt as if I was raising my own son and watching his first…

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  • Ne Zha

    Ne Zha

    ★★★

    Some cool stuff here and there, and since most of the humor is childish, my little brother seemed to get a kick out of it. Beautiful animation and awesome lore that I can’t wait to explore further in the sequel. I did have to watch the dub, though. Which sucked, but I got used to it, and there’s also a surprise appearance from Aleks Le (voice actor), who plays Ao Bing, so that was cool. Although, his character kinda sucks…

  • Ambulance

    Ambulance

    ★★★★½

    Pretty much the greatest thing ever made. A dysfunctionally exhilarating action epic that is just the best. Purely, plainly, completely—the best. I’m not sure who decided to make Michael Bay this super-hated-on director who’s treated like a slop factory; I mean, there are seriously people who would put Bay on the same level as the Russo brothers, and that… it’s just sad, man. This is filmmaking on another level, and some people are just too afraid to admit it.

    Undoubtedly,…

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  • Other Side of the Box

    Other Side of the Box

    ★★

    What kind of idiot leaves his girlfriend with a box that has a fricking MOVING head in it, bro is stupider than Sidney Prescott and that’s actually saying something.

  • Oppenheimer

    Oppenheimer

    ★★★★★

    “We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried. Most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita; Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty, and to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form and says, 'Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.' I suppose we all thought that, one way or another.”

    Brilliant. An undeniable technical marvel. An…