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I am very normal and have good taste and it is normal to feel guilty if I give anything less than 3 stars and I will live forever

Favorite films

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Heretic 2024

★★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

wow they really pvp-ed (proselytize vs proselytized) until there was a body count of three
Scrapple 2004

★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

First half I was giggling and teeheeing over my wife and the fact that she’s so amyhallerpilled in this. Amy haller predecessor. Brief spot in the middle I went Wait Huh What. Yesss girl I hope you kill him. If he burps one more time I’m beating his ass myself. And then the second half I was very sad because it was Too Real. Can we. Is she okay. Katie Aselton are you interested in weird gender lesbians in their 20s cause I want to take you away from all this :[

Happiest Season 2020

★★★ Watched 09 Dec 2024 1

this is like Get Out for white lesbians except if Daniel Kaluuya then decided to marry her at the end. Only gave it three stars because Aubrey Plaza is so insanely hot in this that I kept honest to god screaming and started chewing the sofa.
Ravenous 1999

★★½ Watched 02 Mar 2025

the moral of this story is that if you are gay you will become a cannibal and then die while dry humping in a bear trap