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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  Even in the most far fetched sci-fi worlds printer ink still costs an arm and a leg.

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  Murder on the Orient Express 2017

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Feb 2025

  I won't lie, when poirot had the religious leaders escorted by armed guards and lined up in front of the wailing wall, I did assume that poirot was going to preside over an execution via firing squad once he revealed the culprit. I'm a little disappointed he didn't if I'm honest.

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  Doctor Who: Joy to the World 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Dec 2024 1

  Me: *books a premier Inn single room*

  The doctor: "you're a worthless piece of shit. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are…

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  Love Me, Love My Doll 2007

  ★★ Watched 30 Apr 2024

  "Damn, I can't get any woman to tolerate me, guess I'd better spend $10000 on..."

  ❌Therapy
  ❌Improving personal hygiene
  ❌Gym membership

  ✔️Next gen sex doll
  ✔️Broadsword
  ✔️"Spare swedish pubic hair"