Honestly pretty kino until the end of Act 2/start or Act 3 devolves into a stealth-prequel for Zootopia.
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Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers 2022
Revisiting this with family, and the “Peter Pan is a washed up child actor who’s definitely not an allegory for Bobby Driscoll (The child actor who originally played Peter Pan and died of a heroin overdose because Disney blacklisted him and fucked over his career)” plot point is a strong frontrunner for the single most evil thing Disney has ever put in their movies. Like, I generally try to engage in plausible deniability, but I’m sorry; There’s no fucking way…
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The Star Wars Holiday Special 1978
The Star Wars Holiday Special aspires to answer the pressing question that not a single Star Wars film before and after it dared to answer, nor really wanted to answer: What kind of VR Porn does Chewbacca’s dad like the most?
Also, I find it insanely funny how in Star Wars’ nearly five decade-long existence, this fucking fever dream of a film is legitimately one of the only times in all of Star Wars where the Stormtroopers are an actual threat for the heroes.
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The Empire Strikes Back 1980
Very original and controversial opinion, but I think this might be the best Star Wars movie???
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