Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Step Brothers 2008

  Watched 22 Mar 2025

  "Why are you so sweaty?"

  "I was watching Cops"

  watched on a crisp blu ray as god intended

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  Juno 2007

  Watched 19 Feb 2025

  "well, honey, doctors are sadists who like to play god and watch lesser people scream"

  coming of age movie about growing up and realizing all the adults you thought were cool actually suck and all the adults you thought were lame are actually cool

Popular reviews

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  Killers of the Flower Moon 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Oct 2023

  Greed is the American religion

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  Speed 1994

  ★★★★½ Watched 27 Jun 2020

  The opening credits of this movie are written in word art so you know it's going to be a good time.

  There are a lot of very LA movies but this is the most LA transit movie I've ever seen. The premise of the movie is that vehicles are terrifying death machines and it is absurd that we use them every day all the time, and I'm glad someone's talking about it.

  This movie is perfect even though it goes on for an entire act and mode of transportation too long.

  4.5 stars instead of five because Keanu is still a cop :(