Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Companion 2025

  ★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  This movie needs a Genius Bar appointment, but that Genius Bar appointment where they ask if you’ve backed everything up, and you’re so ready to move on with your life that you lie and say yes because, honestly, you don’t think there’s anything there worth saving.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  Sometimes you get a little lost in the sauce, but honestly, the sauce still tastes pretty good.

Recent reviews

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  Prisoners 2013

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  Mr. Villeneuve, you’re under arrest. On what charges? Having the juice!

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  Sorcerer 1977

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Basically the sweatiest road trip move ever made

Popular reviews

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  Interstellar 2014

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 09 Dec 2024

  I’m seated. The theater employees are scared and asking me to leave because it’s ‘not 2014’ but I’m explaining that I’m communicating to them from the future through a gravitational construct and I’m simply too seated.

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Dec 2024

  A five star movie in the first half and a four star movie in the second - I’ll pay the extra half-star out of my commission.