Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  trash. don’t waste your money on this. maybe save it for an airplane watch lol

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  We're All Going to the World's Fair 2021

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  so scary!!! kind of like the lynchian zoomer love child of videodrome and the blair witch project…. watching this made me acutely and uncomfortably aware of the microplastics in my body that are probably slowly calcifying rn 

  on the film’s gender dysphoria sub-subtext, everyone read “egg theory’s early style” by grace lavery NOW!!

Popular reviews

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  Barbie 2023

  ★½ Watched 19 Jul 2023 4

  a spiritually and morally corrupt film

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★½ Watched 04 Jan 2025

  does eggers not trust his audience? trades out atmosphere the source texts so vividly render in favour of cheap jump-scares & hand holding over-explanation. not to mention the ugliest cgi and colour grading… we need gaffers i can’t see shit! a shame but not surprising because i love the witch but hated the northman. do yourself a favour and just watch herzog’s masterpiece nosferatu (1979) instead. & while depp was fine she was no ethereal somnambulant isabelle adjani