Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Wolf of Wall Street 2013

  ★★ Watched 01 Feb 2025

  fell asleep halfway through, but it seems like the straight man version of The Devil Wears Prada 🤷

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★ Watched 07 Jan 2025

  what’s the moral of the story? what’s the take-home message? why does nosferatu have such a cunt manicure? all questions this film left me pondering.

Popular reviews

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  Bullet Train 2022

  ★★★ Watched 04 Jan 2023

  i didn’t really see how it related to the first three kissing booth movies, but it had very intricate storytelling! if you blink you get confused.

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  M3GAN 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Jan 2023 1

  m3gan slayed. she might be controversial, but she really is the newest global phenomenon. every kid should have a m3gan doll. it was clearly a critique on technology’s hold on society, but i thought the fact that she didn’t sing any taylor swift was pretty unrealistic. #letm3gansing

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