dylkeesee

dylkeesee

What if Joe Pesci and Patrick Swayze kissed?

Favorite films

  • Hot Rod
  • Matilda
  • Dick Johnson Is Dead
  • The Great Muppet Caper

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  • Spirited

    ★★

  • Falling for Christmas

    ★★

  • Suspiria

    ★★★½

  • Dick Johnson Is Dead

    ★★★★★

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  • Spirited

    Spirited

    ★★

    Can’t tell if this was pro prison or abolitionist

  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

    ★★★½

    Watched this carving pumpkins with the pals and was two Tony Negronis deep by the end 

    My pumpkin rotted in like two days 😔

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  • Marcel the Shell with Shoes On

    Marcel the Shell with Shoes On

    ★★★★½

    This made me feel like I was made out of dandelions

  • Rear Window

    Rear Window

    ★★★★

    Ah yes, this reminds me of when me and the roommates would look out our rear window to spy on our neighbors. And by neighbors I mean the little corgi who would hangout on the balcony below us. And by rear window I mean our balcony. Whenever he would be outside on his little patch of artificial porch grass one of us would say “hey look! The little guy is out! Let’s spy on him!” Just like they did in…