Had to comb every piece of DC visual media that's "okay for a 4-year-old" so my kid can enjoy some Batman without imitating all the punching and kicking.
Why is it that LEGO parodies/adaptations always hit the nail on the head that comic books before and during the CCA are inherently goofy? We should be all up in that right now, not the dark moody "no kids allowed" shit that's taken over.
I thought about it, and...yeah, I need guy friends. Also, it shocked the hell outta me realizing this is ANOTHER "looks like a Judd Apatow movie but isn't." I give it another few years and Rob Heubel's line about urinal cakes is going to age like milk, cuz damn we really did lose TGI Friday's AND Fuddrucker's. PF Chang's is on the way out, I think all we got left is Olive Garden.
Why do all the cool team-ups happen in the cartoons?
And what is Tom Brady doing here lol
Why is this movie so obsessed with letting us know indirectly that JLo is 38? They keep saying "28 years later" after establishing JLo's character as 10 years old, making us do mental math. Why, to remind us that she's definitely not playing a 20-year-old, but she's also definitely not 40? Why is JLo by herself for most of the movie? Is she that much of a diva that she refuses to share screentime with other better actors? How can…
