dylordan

dylordan

i have never thought critically about a movie. ever.

Favorite films

  • The Watermelon Woman
  • Whiplash
  • Nowhere
  • I Saw the TV Glow

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  • The Thing

    ★★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • Romeo + Juliet

    ★★★★

  • Dyketactics

    ★★★★

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  • The Thing

    The Thing

    ★★★★★

    stranger things wanted their nachos so bad

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    they wanted challenger’s nachos so bad

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  • A Complete Unknown

    A Complete Unknown

    ★★★★★

    wow i can’t believe they made a movie about me

  • Into the Woods

    Into the Woods

    ★★½

    agony.