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Expend4bles 2023
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Guys, I think I found my favorite Expendables! Not that this is good, far away from it and technically, easily the worst in the franchise! But it's not just bad, it's horrendous to an unbelievable degree; the kind that has to be seen to be believed! Usually I try to avoid spoilers, but I just can't this time.
So there's only really four returning characters: Bonnie, Christmas, Dolph Lundgren, and the guy with the ear. Sylvester Stallone's Bonnie fucking dies!…Translated from by -
Mall Stories 2022
I did the Gangnum Style during this and had to stop because I realized I was being sorta racist. Really good Flee-esc short!
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The Lost Weekend 1945
In 1940s Hollywood, it's no wonder a harrowing story about alcoholism resonated so much with Academy voters. Solidifying actors taking on realistic portrayals of drug abuse as good Oscar-bait. Admittedly, even just a decent portrayal tends to get me as someone who knows a lot of people with these sorts of issues. Alcohol in particular was really bad on me back in high school; I wouldn't have even considered myself an alcoholic per se, but I definitely had my fair…
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The Electric State 2025
Second time this year that Giancarlo Esposito has played a forgettable miniboss in a mediocre action comedy with Anthony Mackie.
I never considered the Russo brothers bad directors - just a duo who need the framework of a bigger picture and some execs giving solid feedback in order to make anything solid. It may sound like an insult, but there's nothing wrong with that, not everyone can be a Tarantino, we need some W.S. Anderson's out there too. But this...…
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May the 12th Be with You 2024
Trying too hard while feeling like it's not trying at all. The funniest part was the studio mandated Family Guy bit.
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Kid's Story 2003
That moment when you just finished up Cowboy Bebop and now people will just throw money at you to just show off.
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