Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Transformers One 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  After review. This film makes Optimus Prime prime so much cooler

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  Venom: The Last Dance 2024

  ★★½ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  Could possible be the most pointless sequel to date.

Popular reviews

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  Hellhole 2022

  ★★ Watched 24 Mar 2024 3

  Did a shift today and worked on the bar for 2 hours where i served not a single person. To make my time on the bar more bearable I decided to watch the film ‘hellhole’ (title seemed fitting). This film made no difference to those 2 long boring hours. It was so bang average. Proud I managed to complete this at work though!

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  The King 2019

  ★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2024 5

  Aghhhh, the things I’d do to be in a tavern (The White Hart), listening to a bard (Neil Diamond) play a whimsical tune (Sweet Caroline) all while tucking into my banquet for the night (Pork Scratchings) as my beautiful wench (Kiran) brings me a tankard of the finest mead (Estrella)!