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Favorite films

  • Black Swan
  • The Master
  • The Love Witch
  • Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

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  • Anora

    ★★★½

  • Licorice Pizza

    ★★★★

  • Taxi Driver

    ★★★½

  • 20th Century Women

    ★½

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  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★★½

    i’m back to whack this one again and lower it and yes mainly out of spite for its unfortunate oscar’s sweep.

    let me just say, i do not hold the opinion that this film necessarily glamorizes sex work, though it’s easy to see why this has been ascertained. at least not to the extent of say, poor things for example. but it not a very honest film. it’s not very honest in its portrayal of escorts or exotic dancers and…

  • 20th Century Women

    20th Century Women

    ★½

    oh my god this was so bad lmaoooo

    a movie called “20th century women” literally entirely about a teenage boy 

    about thirty minutes in i checked who directed this and if you can believe it! it was a man

    the quintessential ‘one of the good ones’ placating soft boy feminist film 

    your story is trivial if you are not a body in the orbit of a man, teaching him a lesson of some sort 

    also women have sex for attention…

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  • Hundreds of Beavers

    Hundreds of Beavers

    ½

    coworker humor. made me kill myself

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★

    her temple was calling for its pharaoh