Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Lair of the White Worm 1988

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 17 Oct 2024

  Angus Flint up-kilt shots WHEN!?!?

Recent reviews

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  Twilight 2008

  ★★★★ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  “Let a playa play.”

  For this movie and this movie only I am team JACOB. I HATE Jacob in every other movie but he’s so nice in this one. I wish he stayed this way.
  ICONIC, I miss being delusional about this movie. As much I try there truly is nothing like being a 14 year old girl obsessed with Twilight. I still love it but god, I miss that phase.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Hey so I didn’t like how realistic this was…
  From the almost straight up Trump impression Mark Ruffalo was doing to the backers being a religious group… this came out at the RIGHT time. 
  INCREDIBLE. 
  Also I loved that her first thought when she saw the multiples was THREESOME!

Popular reviews

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Nov 2024 2

  Honestly they did great with this movie. Overall they captured the vibe of musical theater so well it’s goofy it’s stupid but they played into it and it was perfect. The casting for this movie was also insanely good everyone fit so well.
  But my one major gripe is it was TOO LONG!! When I heard the movie was two and a half hours long they said they were going to add in new scenes from the book and that’s…

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  Videodrome 1983

  ★★★ Watched 24 Feb 2025

  I’ve seen two David Cronenberg movies now, and BOTH of them have involved fingering stomach cavities. Tell me David, why is that? Because I REALLY hate his stomach vagina.

  I enjoyed the second half, but I just don’t think that Cronenberg is for me. Awesome practical effects, LOVED the flesh TV, but I am DONE with stomach vaginas. PLEASE STOP MOANING, THANK YOU!