Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 2023

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 18 Mar 2025

  Genuinely so fucking fire

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  Midsommar 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Being on anyone's side in this movie is cwazy

Popular reviews

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  All About Steve 2009

  ½ Watched 14 Mar 2022 1

  Literal dogshit. I would rather have an entire family of mid sized hippopotomises living in my eurethra than have to watch this utterly painful movie ever again.

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  Sound of Freedom 2023

  ½ Watched 12 Jul 2023 2

  This shit was so fucking BOOORING. We get it, black and brown people are the villains, American prisons are great, the US government should be able to act however it desires all over the world in militaristic ways because they have a divine right to “liberate”. Pro-state nationalistic propaganda all hidden under the facade of “heroic acts”. Styleless filmmaking as well, drab acting, and awfully hollow cinematography.