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There's two schools of thought I can bash this movie with.
I could just look at this as a really, REALLY cliche teen romance movie. Which it very much is. The pop rock soundtrack, the complete absence of anyone below an 8/10 aside from ones used for punchlines, all the main characters being obviously rich people in these huge houses in the most scenic parts of LA, the extremly clear cut high school archetypes, the comedic side characters known only…
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I may have a laundry list of complaints about the first movie, but most of them pale in comparison to one singular aspect of the movie that is primarily why it’s so bad, that being Elle and Noah’s relationship. Kissing Booth 2 is interesting in that having a central problem is not, in fact, the case; instead, multiple plotlines are colliding in an absolute trainwreck of terribleness. And this time it’s not Noah on the chopping block, but Lee and…
Wife was saying "I want this man chemically castrated" forty minutes in and it only got worse from there
The prudes at letterboxd oppressed me for years! They thought they could curb my Alice in Wonderland media completionist plans, but I always win!
Anyway, Alice in this is played by the mom from A Talking Cat!?!, and since realising this I have never known peace.
Hooptober #24: An invisible person film
Guys I'm shaking right now. I think I did it. I made the discovery of a century, one that's going to totally rewrite the history of the internet as we know it.
In this movie, a duck walks up to a person selling drinks and asks for grapes. After being told there are no grapes he leaves, but comes back again and asks for grapes again. He leaves again and then comes back to…
