Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Opus 2025

  ★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  I expected way better from this, but it was pretty disappointing. It felt like a fan fiction that took inspiration from Blink Twice, Midsommar, The Invitation and all the other movies that have a culty, unsettling vibe to them.

  Ayo Edibiri and Murray Bartlett, I can’t fault them. And it was good to see John Malkovich on screen. But casting people like Stephanie Suganami is wild to me considering she has no real talent and in the press tour has…

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  Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  I can’t believe this is the last one - it felt like saying goodbye to my best friend 💔

Popular reviews

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  Poor Things 2023

  ½ Watched 16 Jan 2024

  Nope. Not for me. Between Willem Dafoe’s dodgy accent and Emma Stones unbearable performance this was honestly a contender for worst film of 2024 for me.

  I loathe that it’s being marketed as a feminist coming of age film when the reality is it’s about a mentally disabled woman being completely taken advantage of. The fact that we can call taking a dead woman’s body, reanimating it with the brain of her undead baby and then watch this baby in…

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Aug 2024 1

  So pleased with this! Fede, I trusted you and you delivered. 

  There were parts I wasn’t a huge fan of, like the “get away from her you bitch” line and the weird alien baby was a bit much, but overall the performances were great, the practical effects were so incredible, the music and the use of all the iconic sounds and set designs were awesome. 

  Really happy with it as a massive fan of the franchise!