Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Elvis 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  The anachronisms go crazy (derogatory)

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  La Dolce Villa 2025

  ★★★ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  Yeah italy’s not that green

Popular reviews

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  Mary Queen of Scots 2018

  ★★★ Watched 02 Feb 2025

  Positively surprised and apparently it’s pretty good on the history (?). It did feel like, however, that they just went out and got a bunch of actors together to make a movie iykyk

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  Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire 2023

  ★★ Watched 13 Mar 2024

  This the ass child of guardians of the galaxy and star wars lacks a lot of things (like good writing) but here are some things it DOES have, in order of appearance:
  -spaceussy (you only need to watch for 10 secs for this one)
  -sooooo much random slow-mo (if it was at notmal speed, the movie would only be about an hour and a half)
  -an irish accent so bad it’s actually offensive
  -eel porn (if u thought tentacle porn…

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