YIIIIKES. As someone who actually understood the OG movie and wasn’t some brain dead movie watcher lmao, imo they tried their assesssss off waaaat too hard in every way during this second movie. eh. movie was beautiful though. Seeing the kids was cool and shit, I respected the fact that it was all done in VFX… (lol what the fuck have movies come to? hahahahahaha fucking James Cameron… OH and that that actor almost beat, or DID beat Tom Cruise’s…

Great movie all around. A very intriguing peek into the life of a young Spielberryberg. Really enjoyed the end. Crazy how his father lived 100+ years irl.. Even crazier that Spielberg had never once told his father that what his mother had done. Lol “morals” hahahaha. Anywho, what an incredible life Spielberg/Fableman lived. My genuine ranking is an 8.7/10. Only thing I didn’t truly appreciate about the movie was A) that Jesus freak girlfriend and her typical breakup nonsense mid-prom…