Lana

Lana

Favorite films

  • RoboCop
  • Inception
  • Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
  • Godzilla Minus One

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  • How to Train Your Dragon

    ★★★★★

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

    ★★★★

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    ★★★

  • Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

    ★★★

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  • Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

    Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

    ★★★★

    I find the movie to be moderately amusing and a lot better than the last two movies.

    Dumbledore's past relationship with Grindelwald is decently put together and I like how it's not the main focus. I liked that they replaced Johnny Depp with a different actor. Google AI told me it's something to do with his ex-wife but I don't care. I love Tina's absence in this movie! She only appears for a few minutes and the movie STILL trying…

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    ★★★

    J.K. Rowling's lazy writing really shows.

    The film has many returning characters, some of which make no sense, such as Jacob or Credence. There is also a lot of dead weight characters that serve no purpose to the narrative. They also focused on Newt and Tina's relationship, which I already despise. Dumbledore returns but he refuses to kill Grindelwald because of his "feeling towards him" which is fine BUT! It was revealed in the end that it was actually the…

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  • Cool Cat Fights Coronavirus

    Cool Cat Fights Coronavirus

    This movie is hard to watch because of how drag out it is. He only teaches us to wash our hands and wear a mask but social distances, quarantine, or vaccine don't matter 🤷🏻‍♀️

    The punch at the end was best part and Dirty Dog flips fucking ate 👌. I just wish I knew about his sequal, Cool Cat Stops a School Shooting.

  • The Godfather

    The Godfather

    ★★★★★

    “I don’t want his mother to see this. Look how they massacred my boy.” - Don Vito Corleone, 1972

    I’m over here, awake at 2 a.m. making 50 dumplings and rewatching this film. This movie is a classic!

    The cinematography is amazing and the opening shot is 🤌. A one-take that lasts for 4 minutes, of a “friend” asking our Godfather to do “shady business”. The dark contrast, the angles, the look on everyone's faces, the seriousness, perfectto! I love…

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