I don't believe in objective film criticism.
Every movie starts with five stars.
Cute, funny. Deducting half a star for being a little too gory for me, personally.
This movie was made for me and I loved every second. Hope they make ten more.
Minus 1 star for making me listen to someone say "yucking my yum" out loud
Minus 1 star for Uma Thurman's Southern accent
Minus 1 star for the terrible soundtrack
Minus 1 star for the utter lack of chemistry between the (individually charming) leads
Minus .5 star for the slow pace and ridiculous length (110 minutes!)
Minus .5 star for endless discussions of feelings
Plus 1 star for Clifton Collins Jr., adorable
Plus 1 star for Sarah Shahi and her hotel room freakout
Plus 1 star for Rachel Maddow
Thematically relevant Loveless cameo in Heartstopper >>>>>>>>> One Last Stop cameo in this