Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Eyes Wide Shut 1999

  ★★★★½ Watched 05 Aug 2022

  "So, because I'm a beautiful woman, the only reason any man wants to talk to me is because he wants to fuck me? Is that what you're saying?"

  93%

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  Hairspray 1988

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Aug 2022

  "New gowns, hairdresser three times a week! Why, your hairspray bill alone is enough to eat up all the profits from the tilt-a-whirl."

  81%

Popular reviews

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  Submarine 2010

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Jul 2020

  "Her new boyfriend has an incredibly long neck. Just thinking about giraffes makes me angry."

  75%

  I really enjoyed this but I wish it was better.

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 26 Jul 2020

  "My friends. You bow to no one."

  
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