Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Uptown Girls 2003

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Jan 2025

  I’m sobbing.

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  A Bug's Life 1998

  ★★★★½ Watched 31 Dec 2024

  the best last movie of the year 💗

Popular reviews

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  The Outwaters 2022

  ½ Watched 26 Feb 2023

  It’s so bad that I want to hold out hope that they actually made a film about shit films, and it was all a joke… just like the band in the film (because that was a joke, right?!).

  It’s giving wannabe, and it’s offensive to my eyes. Overzealous and sensationalized.

  It has the same shock value as someone swearing in your face for an hour and a half —as in, it’s not shocking… or chaotic at all. It was relentless.

  This should’ve been a very short film.

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  A Cry in the Dark 1988

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Feb 2024

  Buncha women haters waited their whole lives for this witch hunt.

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