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  Magazine Dreams 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Would be great if Jonathan majors wasn’t a huge piece of shit because godamn

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Jan 2025

  New retirement plan just dropped

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  Oldboy 2003

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Jan 2025

  Should be put on a golden disk as a double feature with Yorgos’ Dogtooth and launched into space for the aliens to understand humanity

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  ★★★½ Watched 24 Nov 2024

  Act one: holy shit he’s still got it I am so entertained 

  Act two: bad CGI sharks were an interesting choice but I am still entertained 

  Act three: well he is like 86 it’s still impressive we even got this… right?

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