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The Straight Story 1999
the straight story is to david lynch as bottle rocket is to wes anderson
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The Luck of the Irish 2001
wtf… my culture is not your costume (but timothy omundson is hot so idgaf rn 😍)
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Blue Velvet 1986
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
i think i blacked out during this movie. everyone was talking like charlie brown’s teacher. all i can remember is spending two hours actively moaning, lusting, gasping for air, & thrusting my hips at kyle maclachlan on screen. maybe made a gorilla noise or two, but idk. it’s all fuzzy. hannah & i held hands—not out of affection—but simply out of sexual restraint. i came-to during the credits, palms & armpits all sweaty & my toes curled in my shoes.
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