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Favorite films

  • Jurassic Park
  • The Alfred Alfer Movie
  • Alien
  • Hidden Pleasures

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  • Call Me by Your Name

    ★★★★

  • Hidden Pleasures

    ★★★★½

  • Mufasa: The Lion King

    ★★★

  • Venom

    ★★★

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  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name

    ★★★★

    this movie never doesn’t hurt

  • Mufasa: The Lion King

    Mufasa: The Lion King

    ★★★

    mufasa broke girl code and scar’s an incel. mads mikkelsen 🤤 beyonce 🤤

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  • The Alfred Alfer Movie

    The Alfred Alfer Movie

    ★★★★½

    This is one of my favourite movies of all time. It’s dark, gory and not everyone should watch it. If you don’t like dark theme, if you can’t appreciate poor political taste, mental illness and good art then this isn’t for you bro

    This is the type of movie where you feel part of the story, you either feel like you’re Alfred, or you feel like you’ve done this to him by watching it. The guilt, the confusion, the disgust…

  • Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

    Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

    ★★★★

    liked it but had to sprint out 25 mins before the end so I could get my bus and I don’t care enough to finish it so I’m going to have to trust these reviews on how good it was

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