Favorite films

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  - mediocre jumpscares
  - sorry, but WHERE’S THE GORE STUFF????
  - the ending felt rushed 🤷🏻‍♀️
  - funny post-credits scene i guess

  let’s be real, i’m js here to watch Josh Hutcherson look hot for ±2 hours

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  Parasite 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  literal masterpiece ✨ every detail hit so hard, like the flickering morse code light, the flood scene, and the scholar's rock metaphor

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  Dog Man 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  GOAT~ love them so muchh they're so silly <3

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