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Joshua and the Promised Land 2004
This incredible cinematic masterpiece has stunning visuals and a thrilling, adventure storyline. The heavily religious themes will keep you and your family entertained for the entirety of the 54 minute film. This is also a good learning experience for the young ones. For example, this film might teach your children to not trust strangers such as a pig fairy who might drag you through the fucking ceiling and into the whole fucking mess that is this film. 10/10 would recommend to my worst enemy and closest friend.
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Get Out 2017
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
You know that scene where the police car pulls up to the house and Chris is standing in the road with his hands up, covered in blood?
My heart fuckin dropped to the centre of the earth
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Catch Me If You Can 2002
This movie really made me wish that I lived in 1963 and had a checkbook because *stonks*
also it has mischevious energy which i love
I really wanted to fall on the floor and yell 'no fucking wayyy' like 5 times
so yeah
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Call Me by Your Name 2017
You're lying if you say you didn't cry and then rewatch it three times.
ksldjdkdjdklkdanxdla the CINEMATOGRAPHY and the ACTING and the STORY and the SCRIPT and the EVERYTHING
uuuuuuugggggghhhhhh can you tell I like this film?