Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace 1999

  ★★★ Rewatched 01 Jan 2024

  darth maul gets cut in half
  qui-gon, from the after life: okay at least he's dead too, no coming back from that

  darth maul not only survives but gets a new pair of legs
  qui-gon: hey not cool but i guess the lightsaber didn't get to any vital organs

  echo blows up but comes back
  qui-gon: we never really saw a body so i can get on board

  anakin literally burns in hot lava after having most of his limbs…

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  The Omen 1976

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Oct 2024

  this is a great movie to watch if you're worried about having kids because it begs the question, what if your child turns out to be the antichrist? how do you get out of that mess

Recent reviews

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  Joker 2019

  ★★½ Rewatched 18 Mar 2025

  if you take a shot every time arthur smokes a cigarette in this movie you will most likely wake up the next day with alcohol poisoning, no memory and one hell of a headache

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  Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping 2016

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  watched for scavanger hunt 120 - movie 8/31
  watch a movie that has any rapper in it.

  laughed my ass off. genuinely hilarious from start to finish, full of energy and commited to the bit to an admirable degree. what do you MEAN this isn't talked about in the same breath as la la land or west side story when it comes to the best musicals. the world wasn't ready for conner4real and the style boyz and it SHOWS

Popular reviews

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  Elton John: Never Too Late 2024

  ★★★ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  solid doc! kind of struggles to justify its existence when a biopic and a concert movie of the same show this is covering already exist BUT elton john is undeniably an iconic artist with really good music so i really didn't mind watching this. kind of forgettable but harmless and a good bit of fun.

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  Companion 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  had so much fun with this!! brisk pacing, very often hilarious, and chaotic in the best way possible. jack quaid looks extremely punchable (positive) and robot sophie tatcher didn't do a single thing wrong. good for her!