Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Jawbreaker 1999

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Apr 2021 1

  what’s so wrong with the hot, pretty, rich girl winning for once?

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  I Know What You Did Last Summer 1997

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Apr 2021

  wanted more sarah michelle gellar x ryan phillipe content but I guess that’s what Cruel Intentions (1999) was for

Popular reviews

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  Into the Blue 2005

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2021

  my girlfriend: this was my favorite movie when i was 7
  me: what is it about
  my girlfriend: its like jessica alba goes diving with sharks in pretty places

  it’s simply a drug trafficking movie

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  Underwater 2020

  ★ Watched 06 Mar 2021

  you can’t give kristen stewart a buzz cut, vans, and joggers then make her straight

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