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Pianist/Producer, Gamer, and devourer of cinematic adventures πŸ“½οΈ 🍿 . 11-time Grammy Award viewer. Semi-professional shower singer.

Favorite films

  • The Dark Knight
  • The Martian
  • WALLΒ·E
  • Galaxy Quest

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  • Death of a Unicorn

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  • The Assessment

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  • Snow White

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  • A Working Man

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  • Death of a Unicorn

    Death of a Unicorn

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    Don't tell PETA, but this film is [about] the "death of a unicorn."

  • The Assessment

    The Assessment

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    When the juice isn't worth the squeeze.

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  • Snow White

    Snow White

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    If you know how the song "Heigh-Ho" goes, I'd change it to, "Oh-no, oh-no! It's Disney with another live-action low. Oh-no, oh-no, ummm, when do we go home?" Rachel Zegler tries to save the film through her effortless singing that elevates even the worst new songs.

  • Cuckoo

    Cuckoo

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    Hunter Schafer (Euphoria, The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes) delivers a riveting performance, along with a perfectly creepy Dan Stevens (Abigail). Things happen, creepy icky stuff occurs, and by the end of the film you have no idea what you watched.