Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Frieren: Beyond Journey's End 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Idk if I'm an anime guy or I'm just watching the really good shit

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  In the Realm of the Senses 1976

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025 1

  yeah i probably wouldn't eat that marinated japanese hardboiled egg

  TRUE STORY??

Popular reviews

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  Crash 2004

  ★★ Watched 19 Apr 2022 3

  Academy,

  Did you have fucking Helen Keller pick this to win best picture?

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  The Blob 1988

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Jul 2024

  The blob flies past MST3000 stardom from it's original feature to become a genuinely terrifying freak of nature. What a brutal movie. The blob does not give a fuck who you are, it's just here to dissolve you and slurp you up and damn does it do a killer job.

  Awesome double feature with the original. Loses some of that gorgeous technicolor dream that makes the original so charming, and instead trades it in for some amazing effects, surprising writing,…