Edward

Edward Patron

If there’s dudes in your movie, they better kiss.

Favorite films

  • The Goonies
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
  • The Perks of Being a Wallflower

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  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • The Goonies

    ★★★★★

  • Anora

    ★★★★

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  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★½

    I would like to be porky-pigged-down by Farmer Jim. YEE-HAW!!

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    I love nothing more than taking a fat 2 hour and 17 minute hit off my favorite Bong.

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  • Alien: Romulus

    Alien: Romulus

    ★★★★½

    The cinematic parallel to that token, scary level in a video game when they’re like “don’t worry, there’s nothing dangerous or scary in there!” until you’re deep inside, accidentally activate something bad, then have to fight your way back out.

    May have been the effects of the caffeine from my sodie, but that third act had me shaking in my seat with unease.

  • Scream VI

    Scream VI

    ★★★★

    Kirby Reed is mother.

    It is truly special that we are 6 movies into this franchise, and I’m still having so much fun.

    Also really want to shoutout the costuming team for that subway sequence. So many good horror easter eggs in there!